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This followed the Alt-Right and Liberalism Bots, and completes a trilogy of politically charged generators. The randomized text pretty much just automates the production of Ancap Ball memes, envisioning a right-libertarian society based religiously around the Non Aggression Principle (NAP) and unlimited Private Ownership. It also touches on the common fascination many AnCaps seem to have with fascists like Pinochet (which is probably on the basis that they can treat their entire countries like 'Private Property').
You can press the button as many times as you want for different results!
There's also an Alt-Right Bot for reactionary news headlines, and a Liberalism Bot for refutations of Socialism!
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