Press the button below to hear some enlightened Liberal wisdom about Socialism!
After the Alt Right Bot, it seemed like a good idea to branch out to its most powerful supporting ideology. This tool unsubtly parodies liberal misunderstandings and so-called 'moderate' positions. It combines language of vapid platitudes, tired arguments, and Socialist humor.
You can press the button as many times as you want for different results!
There's also an AnCap Bot for visions of neofeudalist hellscapes, and an Alt Right Bot for reactionary news headlines!
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