Press the button below to generate a fear-mongering alt-right headline!
This generator uses the language of the ever-emotional "Alt-Right" as well as that of reactionary tabloid rag. The aim is to make fun of their incredible victim complex and paranoia. Though there is a lot of variation in potential output, be warned that the inherently ridiculous nature of what the alt-right believe means that some lines may still be uncomfortably close to some of the things that they actually say.
You can press the button as many times as you want for different results!
Click here for a Python port if you want to generate hundreds at once.
There's also a Liberalism Bot for refutations of Socialism, and an AnCap Bot for visions of neofeudalist hellscapes!
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